Bill Clinton's blog

As I turn 60, I pause for a rare moment of reflection. For years I was the youngest person in the pack in whatever I was doing - I was the youngest person to be elected governor at 32 and one of the youngest persons to be elected president.
Now I am the oldest person in the group to be doing whatever I am doing- going out dancing every evening, partying with the college kids and generally maintaining a healthy social life. Thats the circle of life, as the Indian sages have written in the Kamasutra.

I have finished two terms as a president at an age when most people start on a political career, and I dont know what to do next. I would like to work for the people at the grass-roots level like Jimmy Carter. Now there's a guy I admire and identify with. Remember Jimmy Carter's interview with Playboy in which he admitted to harbouring feelings of lust and all that good stuff. Thats me entirely.

And unlike Jimmy I never lost touch with the people while I was in office. I was never happier than being among the people and pressing a bit of flesh. I am sure history will remember me for all the flesh pressing I did while in the White house.
Remember Jimmy's malaise speech which put people off, there was no malaise for me when in office, no sir. I was always on top of things and my vigour when on top was legendary. No surprises that Viagra was invented and become a pharmaceutical legend during my presidency. I was the inspiration behind the discovery and popularity of that drug. No questions about that.

I have to post this blog quickly and run now, or I'll be late for the Broadway show.Belinda hates to be kept waiting.

So my last thoughts- I hope to live like this even in my eightees. I want to be the inspiration for you guys with flagging libidos. Come on guys gird your loins and go get them! Remember, life is your oyster. Now oysters, those I eat in plenty. They are good for you, if you know what I mean. Got to run now. Bye.